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Reblogged from eyeswidee-shut  79 notes
  • Dan:

    I'm a bit nervous. They have me in the big hall? Hall H? It's 6-fucking-thousand people. What if I get a Harry Potter question I can't answer?

  • Me:

    [stares blankly because he IS Harry Potter]

  • Me:

    Just walk into the room and say a spell right off the bat, it'll get the crowd excited.

  • Dan:

    Oh that's brilliant.

  • Me:

    Or you could always just break out a wand at some point too, they'll love it.

  • Dan:

    Yes! It can be in one of those glass boxes you break in case of emergency, only, "break in case of magic emergency."